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02 May 2006 @ 10:30 pm
A bit of Seussian politics  
Thanks to Barb Atlas for forwarding this to me.

I'm the Decider
by
Roddy McCorley

I'm the decider. I pick and I choose.
I pick among whats and choose among whos.
And as I decide each particular day,
The things I decide on all turn out that way.
I decided on freedom for all of Iraq.
And now we have it, I'm not looking back.

I decided on tax cuts that just help the wealthy,
And Medicare changes that aren't really healthy.
And parklands and wetlands, who needs all that stuff?
I decided none would be more than enough!
I decided schools all in all are the best,
The less they teach and the more that they test.

I decided those wages you need to get by,
Are much better spent on some CEO guy.
I decided your Wade, which was versing your Roe,
Is terribly awful and just has to go.
I decided levees are not really needed.
Now when hurricanes come, they can come unimpeded.

That old Constitution? Well, I have decided
It's "just goddam paper" and should be derided.
I've decided gay marriage is icky and weird.
Above all other things, it's the one to be feared.
And Cheney and Rummy and Condi all know
That I'm the Decider, they tell me it's so.

I'm the Decider, so watch what you say,
Or I may decide to whisk you away.
I'll tap your phones, or your e-mail I'll read,
Because I'm the Decider, Jesus decreed.
Yes, I'm the Decider! The finest alive!
I'm nuking Iran, but first watch this drive!
 
 
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